Kids say the darndest things!

My kids say so many dear things, it's so hard to keep track of them all. I thought I'd take a chance to document some recent good ones:

"ear hats" (Summy) headphones
"penis water" (Summy) pee, or urine. (Sorry if TMI, but it makes sense, and cracks me up)
" mowing the carpet" (Summy) vacuuming
"train screaming" (Jack) the sound of the train whistle. To which Jack replies, "TRAIN! Stop screaming!"
"turning on the dark" (Summy) what Summy calls turning the lights off sometimes.
"flying in the water" (Summy) swimming

We were all on the big chair and a half in the living room and the boys had pulled my shirt up and Jack was blowing raspberries on my belly. I was laughing and then they both took turns doing it, all of us really hysterical over how funny it was. Jack blew a raspberry and looked up, deadpan, and said, "Mama, I hear thunder!" I thought I was going to pee myself.